- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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