- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Go away still nothing to see

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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