A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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read this sentence again.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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AIDS

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Maths.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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