how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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I'm homeless.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Anti Joke

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