There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

An Asian with a big dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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