why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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