- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

Skinny people fart less.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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