- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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