- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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