- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

rent a cops

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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