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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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