Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

live babies

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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