- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

American healthcare.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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