Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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make me a sandwich!

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Five guys one rape.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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