How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

knock knock you may come in

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

amy copied adams haircut :0

A baby seal walks into a club...

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

A man walks into a bar.

I got shot, you laughed

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

I like your hair

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

A dwarf walks under a bar.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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