What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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live babies

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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