- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Your mom.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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