What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What is a dog? Bark

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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...Jack Vale

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