What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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son, you're adopted.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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