theres a fat guy

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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