Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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A black man killed someone

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Shit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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