they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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I hate you.

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I love you very much.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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