-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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The government makes a good decision

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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