- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Jess Burns

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Women rights..

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Ruller

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