"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Your mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Obama

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I got shot, you laughed

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Kenny G

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