What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

milly, milly, milly, cat

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

the cow goes moo

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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