Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Go away still nothing to see

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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