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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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