- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Knock knock knock OCD

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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