- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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