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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Roses are red Im adopted

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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