What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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good looking women

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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