an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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You sick fiend

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Poker face

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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