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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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