- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What fires shots? A gun

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