- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??