- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Pain Olympics.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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