- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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