Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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