What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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knock knock come in

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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