- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck?

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Horse.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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