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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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