Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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