- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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