What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

thumb_up thumb_down -15

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

thumb_up thumb_down -15

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Colin is gay but toasters are not

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A sober Irish individual.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A man goes to the potty.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops