Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Hello

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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