- Anti Joke

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems