- Anti Joke

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Whats worse than suicide? death

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide