- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

whats black and strange a paki

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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