Apple hates Blackberry.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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human centipede

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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