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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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