- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

In soviet Russia...things are different

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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