- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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