- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

knock knock come in !

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What's up? Your time.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

The queen having a shit

Turkeys are obese

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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