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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Face...tastes like chicken!

A dancer walks into a barre

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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