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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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