Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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