roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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