- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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