What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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