knock knock? come in

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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