- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

school homewrok

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Where's the soap?

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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