whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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hey guys im gay

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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