- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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