Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

it was all Tagart

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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