- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Apple hates Blackberry.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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