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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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