Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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