- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

I enjoy Popcorn

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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