What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Barack Obama.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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NEVER

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Dakota Fanning

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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What fires shots? A gun

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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