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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.