- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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