- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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