- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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