What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Women's rights

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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