Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Anti Joke

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