- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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