What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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