- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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