What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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