What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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all the kids had fun

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Potassium? K.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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