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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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