- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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