- Anti Joke

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

My cat just died.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.