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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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