- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

In soviet Russia...things are different

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

womens rights.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Knock knock It's open, come in

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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