How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Anti Joke

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