- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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