- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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