- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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